the black hole

So, I'm happy to be back to normal with Brittney. I've enjoyed our time together - table talk. We like to join one another at the computers, side by side. I've missed our late night chats. This is why:

Tonight Brittney informed me of an incident that occurred at home one fine day. Her dog, Winston the Wonder Dog, was contemplating at the top of the stairs. Brittney decided she wanted to be a little cheeky and went to nudge him forward with her foot. Behold - her foot entered his butt! She was hoping it was a figment of her imagination, but after smelling her toe and it wreaked of rancid poo, she confirmed the entry.

So, this is number 2537 why I love my T-Brit.